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Cheeky Cotton Placemats for Spicy Tables

Because Even Dinner Deserves a Plot Twist

Say goodbye to boring table settings and hello to placemats with personality. These 100% cotton charmers are here to spice up your meals with sass, durability, and a wink at your favorite tropes.

Whether you're serving up a solo dinner while deep in a dark romance binge or hosting a brunch worthy of a book club meltdown, these washable, fade-resistant placemats will keep your table looking hotter than a forbidden love affair.

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.

Click below and set your table with sass.

Because every meal tastes better with a side of spice.

 

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This placemat features a fork and a knife as romantic utensils. The knife is portrayed as a rakish male with a French mustache and pompadour, wearing a blue suit and a red cape. Next to him in a bowl of pasta is the sexy fork with long black hair and her knee bent with pasta sauce dripping off. It is meant to be tongue in cheek with text proclaiming: "Fork Mer? Oh Darling, Let's Eat Dinner First." The primary background is a coral orange.
I Said Dinner. Not Commitment – Sassy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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: The image features anthropomorphized dining utensils on a dinner plate with spaghetti. A male knife character, sporting a mustache and dressed in a blue suit with a red cape, seems to be flirting with a female fork character, who has long, flowing hair and a playful expression. The fork appears to be diving into the spaghetti, splashing sauce. A candle in the background adds a romantic ambiance. The caption ""I like My Boyfriends Like My Sauces - Rich Thick and A Little Spicy"playfully invokes romance.
Forking Around with Fictional Men – Sassy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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: This placemat features an artistic and playful design with anthropomorphized utensils, a fork and a knife, representing a couple. The knife, representing a male character, is dressed in a blue suit with a red cape and a bow tie, sporting a mustache and a smile. The fork, depicting a female character, has long flowing hair, rosy cheeks, and lipstick. They are positioned on a plate with spaghetti and tomato sauce, surrounded by a romantic setting that includes a candle. The text reads "Every Meal Deserves A
Romance Is Always on the Menu – Cute Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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This placemat features a fork and a knife as romantic utensils. The knife is portrayed as a rakish male with a French mustache and pompadour, wearing a blue suit and a red cape. Next to him in a bowl of pasta is the sexy fork with long black hair and her knee bent with pasta sauce dripping off. It is meant to be tongue in cheek with text proclaiming: "This Dinner's Not The Only Thing Getting Twisted Tonight."
Utensils With Benefits – Saucy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image features a stylized, vintage portrait of a man and woman in an intimate pose, reminiscent of classic 1950s illustrations. The man, in a white shirt and suspenders, gazes intently at the woman, who has voluminous blonde hair and wears a yellow dress. They stand close together in a room with curtains. A text overlay on the right reads: "But I don’t want to be a fake fiancé. I want to be a real fiancé!"
Fake Fiance – Western Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image depicts a vintage-inspired illustration of a couple in a romantic pose. The man, with slicked-back dark hair and wearing a white shirt with a black vest, tenderly gazes at the woman, who has styled blonde hair and a pale green corset dress. They stand closely in an elegant room with soft lighting. Text on the image reads: "All My Favorite Foods Are Like Me. Hot And Spicy."
Hot and Spicy Like Me – Western Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image is a stylized illustration reminiscent of classic mid-20th-century romantic scenes. It features a man and a woman in an intimate pose. The man, dressed in a light green suit, gazes at the woman with a serious expression. The woman, sporting a glamorous updo and wearing a yellow corset-style dress, looks away coyly. The background suggests a luxurious vintage interior. A humorous caption above reads: "I May Be Lactose Intolerant, But It Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Enjoy Romance Novels."
Lactose Intolerant – Western Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image features a stylized illustration of a man and a woman in a vintage setting. The man, dressed in a formal black suit with a bow tie, has a stern expression and piercing gaze. The woman, wearing a beige corset-style dress, has voluminous blonde hair and a questioning expression. The background suggests an elegant interior. Above them, text reads: "Tell Me Again Why I Can't Have Any Dessert." The image conveys a playful yet contentious dynamic between the two characters.
No Dessert – Western Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image depicts a stylized vintage illustration of a glamorous couple. The woman, with voluminous brunette hair and a white evening gown, leans affectionately against a man in a sleek black suit. The background is a textured pink fabric, enhancing the retro aesthetic. Above them, playful text in cursive reads, "i prefer my steaks rare... and my Book Boyfriends Filthy." The design blends romance and humor, appealing to those who enjoy a touch of playful naughtiness in their literary tastes.
Steak? Rare. Smut? Extra Dirty – Cheeky Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
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An illustrated retro-style couple stands against a textured pink background. The woman has shoulder-length auburn hair styled in vintage waves and wears a pale pink dress with delicate embroidery at the neckline. She smiles sweetly while the dark-haired man, dressed in a black suit and white shirt, stands closely behind her with a charming, slightly mischievous expression. Above them, playful text reads: "It started with wine and witty banter. Ended with whipped cream and no regrets."
Talk Flirty to Me – Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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