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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in spaghetti scene with text: “I like my boyfriends like my sauces – rich, thick, and a little spicy.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in spaghetti scene with text: “I like my boyfriends like my sauces – rich, thick, and a little spicy.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Forking Around with Fictional Men – Sassy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Our “I Like My Book Boyfriends Like My Sauce” placemat is an invitation to spice up dinner, lunch, or that late-night snack.

Guaranteed to make mealtime feel like a page straight out of your favorite spicy romance novel, this mat serves up charm, sass, and a wink of double entendre.

Add a little sizzle to your table with our flirty placemat because let’s face it—why should the pasta be the only thing getting saucy tonight?

So, grab your fork, pour the wine, and let the sparks fly. After all, a little forkplay never hurt anyone.

*This placemat is one of five placemats in the "Sexy Silverware" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 11912974049663899888
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