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Aprons for Flirtin’, Flippin’, and Fiction

Aprons for Flirtin’, Flippin’, and Fiction
Aprons for Flirtin’, Flippin’, and Fiction

Where kitchen duty meets main-character energy.

Why settle for basic kitchen gear when you could be stirring the pot and the plot?

These aprons are made for romance readers who know the only thing hotter than their oven is the fictional man they’re mentally undressing while they “accidentally” burn dinner.

Perfect for multitaskers who sauté with one hand and flip pages with the other, each apron brings bold personality, snarky style, and just the right dash of spice to your culinary chaos.

Go ahead. Click below and tie one on.
Your kitchen will thank you.

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Dinner? I Was Busy With My Book Boyfriend – Snarky Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping
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White apron with pink and purple polka dots and black straps, vintage-style illustration of woman in mint green dress with pearls and gloves, text I like my recipes simple and my book boyfriends complicated inside purple speech bubble.
Domestic Bliss, Fictional Chaos - Snarky Retro Apron for the Romance Obsessed | Free U.S. Shipping
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White apron with black straps, image of shirtless man in denim overalls wearing yellow rubber gloves, text Let me introduce my new dishwasher, with thin black and gold stripes at top and bottom.
Meet My New Dishwasher - Sassy Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping
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Pink striped apron with black straps, text Romance novels Modern fairy tales for grown-ass women, and illustration of bride and groom in a dip kiss.
Grown-Up Fairy Tales - Apron for Modern Romance Fans | Free U.S. Shipping
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White apron with black straps, text Luckily not all spice comes in a jar with a jar labeled Hot and Extra Heat Level inside a red heart.
Spiced And Ready To Read - Saucy Apron for Romance Obsessed | Free U.S. Shipping
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White apron with mint-green polka dots and black straps, retro illustration of 1960s woman with red hair in updo wearing teal dress and pearl earrings, text Just so you know I do more than read romance books all day I’m not saying I’m a catch but I can cook you do the math.
You Can Cook and Read Books At The Same Time - Vintage Apron for Sass Queens (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Apron with pink and green plaid design, text Reading romance novels is like eating chocolate… you know you shouldn’t, but you just can’t resist, with chocolate pieces at the bottom.
Chocolate, Chapters, & Zero Regrets - Tempting Apron for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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A teal apron with black straps. The apron features the phrase, "My Book Boyfriend" written vertically on the left side and "Doesn't Care If I'm a Crappy Cook!" in the center. A simple stick figure illustration is below the text. The apron has black square accents along the top and bottom edges.
Crappy Cook, Excellent Taste in Books – Funny Apron for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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White apron with black straps, illustration of stacked romance novels with colorful spines, text I can cook but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead This apron is just for show.
Five-Star Reads, Zero-Star Recipes - Funny Apron for Fans of Romance Books | Free U.S. Shipping
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An orangy yellow apron with black straps features the phrase, "I like my book boyfriends how I like my food. Hot and spicy." in black text. Below the text, there is an illustration of three red chili peppers. The bottom of the apron has a decorative striped trim.
Hot and Spicy - Just Like My Book Boyfriends - Bold Apron for Lovers of Spicy Romance | Free U.S. Shipping
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