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Cheeky Cotton Placemats for Spicy Tables

Because Even Dinner Deserves a Plot Twist

Say goodbye to boring table settings and hello to placemats with personality. These 100% cotton charmers are here to spice up your meals with sass, durability, and a wink at your favorite tropes.

Whether you're serving up a solo dinner while deep in a dark romance binge or hosting a brunch worthy of a book club meltdown, these washable, fade-resistant placemats will keep your table looking hotter than a forbidden love affair.


Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.

Click below and set your table with sass.

Because every meal tastes better with a side of spice.

 

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