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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in pasta bowl and text: “This Dinner’s Not The Only Thing Getting Twisted Tonight.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in pasta bowl and text: “This Dinner’s Not The Only Thing Getting Twisted Tonight.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Utensils With Benefits – Saucy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Spice up your table with a placemat that's as cheeky as your favorite romance novel!

Featuring a dashing knife and a sultry fork tangled in a bowl of pasta, this mat is perfect for romance readers who appreciate a little forkplay with their dinner.

Why shouldn’t your table settings have the same chemistry as your latest book boyfriend - even if it’s just takeout? Go ahead, indulge. Life’s too short for boring table settings.

Whether you're serving pasta, passion, or piping-hot gossip, this flirty duo is here to heat things up.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Sexy Silverware" collection.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$21.99
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Sku: 10747787369850374514
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