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Snarky Glass Cutting Boards with a Slice of Sass

Hubba Hubba Romance Glass Cutting Boards:

 

Tough enough to cut on; pretty enough to display.

Say hello to the Hubba Hubba Romance line of glass cutting boards—where sass meets slicing and smut meets snack prep.

Whether you're chopping veggies or using it as a charcuterie platter, these boards bring heat, humor, and just the right amount of drama to your countertop.

With bold, bookish quotes and eye-catching designs, they’re made for readers who love spice in their novels and in their kitchens.

And honestly? They're way too pretty to hide in a cabinet.

Features That’ll Slice Through the Boredom:

  • Spice-Ready Surface: Great for garlic, onions, or cutting ties with fictional men who don’t grovel enough.
  • Tempered Glass & Sass: Tough, sanitary, and built to outlast even your longest slow-burn.
  • Anti-Slip Rubber Feet: Because slipping mid-smut reenactment? Tragic.
  • Scratch-Resistant Print: The only thing more vibrant is your group chat after a good book twist.
  • Multitasking Icon: Doubles as a charcuterie board or just stunning kitchen eye candy. You’re welcome.

Click below to slice, snack, and seduce in style.

Your TBR isn’t boring — your kitchen shouldn’t be either.

 

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Glass cutting board with a watercolor floral background featuring pink peonies. A retro glamour woman in a strapless black and pink dress with long red gloves stands at the side. The text reads: “This kitchen runs on wine, romance, and questionable decisions.” Made of tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for countertop use. This is the larger size.
Cooking with Consequences (and a Side of Smut) – Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Glass cutting board with a turquoise blue background. Features a glamorous vintage couple, the woman in a orange dress and the man in a dark suit. The text above them reads: “I prefer my steaks rare” in a lime green vintage text... “and my book boyfriends filthy in a bright orange vintage text.” Made of durable tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for countertop use. This is the larger size.
Medium Rare. Maximum Spice – Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Glass cutting board with a vintage-style image of a woman in a mint green blouse and coral skirt with an orange bow in her hair. The text reads: “If only I had spent as much time and effort on food prep as I do with my book boyfriends, I’d probably be a famous chef by now. Just saying.” Board is rectangular with a textured, tempered glass surface and rubber feet for stability. This is the larger version.
Read Recipes? I Thought You Said Romances – Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Glass cutting board featuring a retro cartoon-style woman in a blue off-shoulder dress and matching headband, holding a kitchen knife with a cheerful expression. She is surrounded by large watercolor-style blue flowers. Above her is the curved text: “From Meat Cleaver to Meet Cute.” Durable tempered glass with a textured surface and non-slip rubber feet. This is the larger size.
Chop Happens. Romance Follows - Glass Cutting Board for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Glass cutting board featuring a hot pink and black leopard print background. Centered on the board is a bold text box that reads: “I CAN COOK—IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal.” Made from durable, textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for stability. This is the larger size.
Cooking Optional. Spicy Books Mandatory. – Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Glass cutting board featuring three shirtless, muscular men smiling confidently against a soft, pastel bokeh background. Above them, the text reads: “i like my meals like my men. hot and well-seasoned.” Made of durable tempered glass with a textured surface and non-slip rubber feet. This is the larger size.
Dinner Prep. Book Boyfriend Style – Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Glass cutting board with a black background featuring a pile of bright red chili peppers at the center. Below the image, lime green text reads: “I Like My Book Boyfriends To Be SPICY AF.” Made from durable, textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet, perfect for meal prep or as a bold kitchen accent. This is the larger size.
Flamin’ Hot Book Boyfriend Energy – Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Glass cutting board featuring a playful cartoon illustration of a flirty fork and suave knife, personified with expressive faces. The fork is styled as a woman with long eyelashes and red lips, sitting in pasta with sauce. The knife, styled as a man with a mustache and cape, gazes at her with a heart floating between them. On a coral background, the text reads: “Fork Me? Oh, Darling, Let’s Make Dinner First.” Textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet. This is the larger version.
Fork Yeah, It’s Spicy Romance Night - Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)
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