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Steak? Rare. Smut? Extra Dirty – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Turn up the heat on your table with this sinfully sassy placemat that says what’s on your mind.

Flirty and fun, this placemat guarantees your table is as well-seasoned as your reading taste.

Perfect for romance readers who like their meals juicy and their heroes downright dirty.

You deserve a dining experience as bold as the heroes on your bookshelf.

So pour the wine, fire up the grill, and let this mat remind you: rare steaks are good… but filthy book boyfriends?

Perfection.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Deliciously Sinful" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 30191675849043513996
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