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Cheeky Cotton Placemats for Spicy Tables

Cheeky Cotton Placemats for Spicy Tables
Cheeky Cotton Placemats for Spicy Tables

Because Even Dinner Deserves a Plot Twist

Say goodbye to boring table settings and hello to placemats with personality. These 100% cotton charmers are here to spice up your meals with sass, durability, and a wink at your favorite tropes.

Whether you're serving up a solo dinner while deep in a dark romance binge or hosting a brunch worthy of a book club meltdown, these washable, fade-resistant placemats will keep your table looking hotter than a forbidden love affair.

Click below and set your table with sass.

Because every meal tastes better with a side of spice.

 

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Placemat with retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Fork it. Let’s go. More chapters of bad decisions.”
Appetite for Trouble – Cheeky Cotton Placemat For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Red flags? I thought they were spice.”
Danger Never Tasted So Good – Cotton Placemat For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Fell for the flavor. Stayed for the chaos. More chapters of bad decisions.”
From First Taste to Last Drama – Romance Reader Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on olive-green distressed background with text: “Appetite. Dangerous. Taste. Questionable. More chapters of bad decisions.”
Nighttime Cravings, Morning Regrets – Sultry Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “More Wine. Less Clothing. What Could Go Wrong?”
More Wine, Less Clothing – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Placemat with blue pastel background featuring three shirtless men in jeans, text: “Dress Code. Optional.”
Dress Code Optional – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “I Like My Meals Like My Men. Hot And Well-Seasoned.”
Hot and Well Seasoned – Spicy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with three shirtless men and text: “Every Good Meal Deserves A Bit Of Sizzle.”
Some Like It Sizzling Hot – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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The image features three shirtless, muscular men with engaging smiles, set against a backdrop of soft bokeh lights in pastel hues. From left to right, the first man wears light khaki pants, the second sports dark jeans, and the third is clad in grey sweatpants. Above them, in bold purple text, reads "I came for the food but stayed for the company." The image combines attractive visuals with a playful caption, appealing to those who appreciate a touch of humor and charm.
Stayed For the Company – Sassy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in spaghetti plate and text: “Drenched In Sauce And Dripping With Desire. My Kinda Night.”
Drenched and Dripping – Spicy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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