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Cheeky Cotton Placemats for Spicy Tables

Because Even Dinner Deserves a Plot Twist

Say goodbye to boring table settings and hello to placemats with personality. These 100% cotton charmers are here to spice up your meals with sass, durability, and a wink at your favorite tropes.

Whether you're serving up a solo dinner while deep in a dark romance binge or hosting a brunch worthy of a book club meltdown, these washable, fade-resistant placemats will keep your table looking hotter than a forbidden love affair.


Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.

Click below and set your table with sass.

Because every meal tastes better with a side of spice.

 

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A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Fork It. Let’s Go. More Chapters Of Bad Decisions." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive-green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
Appetite for Trouble – Cheeky Cotton Placemat For Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Red flags? I thought they were spice." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
Danger Never Tasted So Good – Cotton Placemat For Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Fell For The Flavor. Stayed For The Chaos. More Chapters Of Bad Decisions." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
From First Taste to Last Drama – Romance Reader Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Appetite.Dangerous.Taste. Questionable. More Chapters Of Bad Decisions." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive-green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
Nighttime Cravings, Morning Regrets – Sultry Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image features three smiling, muscular men without shirts, each displaying a fit physique. They stand against a dreamy background with soft, bokeh light circles. The man on the left is wearing light khaki pants; the center man is in dark blue jeans and the right man sports grey sweatpants. Above them, playful purple text reads: "more wine. less clothing. what could go wrong?" The image exudes a fun and flirtatious vibe, appealing to audiences who appreciate a blend of humor and attractiveness.
More Wine, Less Clothing – Cheeky Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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This placemat features a light blue background with pastel circles. On top of the background are three muscular, shirtless guys in jeans and big smiles. The text states: Dress Code. Optional.
Dress Code Optional – Cheeky Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image features three shirtless, muscular men with friendly smiles set against a soft, pastel bokeh background. Each man is casually dressed in low-rise jeans or trousers, highlighting their toned physique. Above them, playful text in a casual font reads, "I like my meals like my men. hot and well-seasoned." This lighthearted and flirtatious statement connects culinary tastes with romantic preferences, adding a humorous touch to the visual presentation.
Hot and Well Seasoned – Spicy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image features three shirtless, muscular men with engaging smiles, set against a backdrop of soft bokeh lights in pastel hues. From left to right, the first man wears light khaki pants, the second sports dark jeans and the third is clad in grey sweatpants. Above them, in bold purple text, reads, "Every good meal deserves a bit of sizzle." The image combines attractive visuals with a playful caption, appealing to those who appreciate a touch of humor and charm.
Some Like It Sizzling Hot – Cheeky Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image features three shirtless, muscular men with engaging smiles, set against a backdrop of soft bokeh lights in pastel hues. From left to right, the first man wears light khaki pants, the second sports dark jeans, and the third is clad in grey sweatpants. Above them, in bold purple text, reads "I came for the food but stayed for the company." The image combines attractive visuals with a playful caption, appealing to those who appreciate a touch of humor and charm.
Stayed For the Company – Sassy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image features anthropomorphized dining utensils on a dinner plate with spaghetti. A male knife character, sporting a mustache and dressed in a blue suit with a red cape, seems to be flirting with a female fork character, who has long, flowing hair and a playful expression. The fork appears to be diving into the spaghetti, splashing sauce. The text reads" Drenche3d In Sauce and Dripping With Desire. My kinda night.
Drenched and Dripping – Spicy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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