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Dress Code Optional – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Set your table with a side of scandal and a whole lot of sizzle with this cheeky placemat that declares: “Dress code: optional.” After all, when it comes to dinner companions, the dress code is overrated—but the view? Essential.

We designed this placemat for the romance reader who appreciates a little less fabric and a lot more sizzle. It’s a bold reminder that the best company often comes shirtless. Sometimes, less really is more.

Abs? Check. Smirks? Absolutely. Clothing? Well, optional is just fine by us.

Fun, flirty, and shamelessly bold, this placemat serves up abs-solute perfection. Let’s be honest; a table without a little eye candy is just sad.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Half-Dressed Book Boyfriends" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 19504964683411415661
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