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Appetite for Trouble – Cheeky Cotton Placemat For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Some placemats say “family values.” This one says, “poor choices, excellent stories.

This placemat isn't here for your meal prep dreams or Pinterest-perfect table settings; it's here for chaos served hot and sets the mood: reckless, spicy, and just a little bit scandalous.

It’s the only table setting you need if you're here for the flavor, the chaos, and none of the apologies. Perfect for romance readers, drama lovers, and anyone who knows that the best adventures start right after the phrase "Oh, why not?".

Forget the prim and proper dining vibes and set the table for steamy side-eye and unfiltered fun. Let your placemat scream what you're too classy (or too tired) to say out loud.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Bad Decisions" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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