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Drenched and Dripping – Spicy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this placemat to serve up sass and a side of steam for those romance readers who understand the power of forkplay when dinner gets saucy, but your book gets spicier.

Whether you’re indulging in dinner or devouring the latest page-turner, this flirty placemat is the ultimate accessory for your table and sets the mood for fun and flavor.

Hot food. Hot reads. And one very flirty fork?

Darling, this placemat’s practically a recipe for romance.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Sexy Silverware" collection.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 16381879097534019404
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