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Home Goods with Heat, Humor & HEAs

Because romance readers deserve better than just beige.

Hubba Hubba Romance Home Goods are where cozy meets chaotic—because why settle for farmhouse neutral when you can have seductive sass on every surface? 

Why These Belong in Your Love Nest:

  • Seriously Steamy Decor: Finally, throw pillows that match your browser history.
  • Sassy Meets Scandalous: Perfect for stirring the pot and the rumors.
  • Conversation-Starters: Perfect for guests, roommates, or nosy neighbors.
  • Totally Giftable: Housewarmings, holidays, or your own hussy heart.
  • Made to Match Your Vibe: Domestic bliss with a dash of dirty.

25 products

This bath mat showcases a vintage pin-up style image of a woman kneeling beside a wooden chair, engrossed in a book. She is dressed in a pink corset, black lingerie, stockings, and glasses, styled with retro hair and makeup. To the right, bold black text reads: “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.” The background is solid white, featuring striking text and playful imagery. The mat is soft and absorbent. This is the larger size.
"Plot? I Read For The Smut." Funny Bath Mat for Romance Book Fans (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Picture of a kitchen towel hanging on a clothesline with clothespins. The towel features an outline drawing of a mason jar. In the center of the jar are the words “extra, extra, extra” over a red heart with the word “hot” under the heart. The text on the towel says: “Luckily, not all spice comes in a jar. Think Romance Novels.”
All That Spice – Flirty Romance Kitchen Towel for Book Lovers (Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
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Hanging on a clothesline with clothespins is an oversized kitchen towel featuring a beach scene with a green lifeguard tower and a man looking up, along with tourists on the beach. In the sky, there is a swirling tornado of books. The text reads: Look Up. A Romance Book-Nado Is Headed Our Way. It is a tongue-in-cheek reference to all the beach books read by sun worshippers.
Book-nado Beware – Funny Cotton Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
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A teal apron with black straps. The apron features the phrase, "My Book Boyfriend" written vertically on the left side and "Doesn't Care If I'm a Crappy Cook!" in the center. A simple stick figure illustration is below the text. The apron has black square accents along the top and bottom edges.
Crappy Cook, Excellent Taste in Books – Funny Apron for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
$37.99
$37.99

Dinner? I Was Busy With My Book Boyfriend – Snarky Romance Reader Apron(Free U.S. Shipping)
$37.99
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A beige apron with pastel pink and purple polka dots and black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features a vintage-style illustration of a glamorous woman in a mint green dress, pearl necklace, and gloves. Above her, a purple speech bubble contains the text: "I like my recipes simple… and my book boyfriends complicated."
Domestic Bliss, Fictional Chaos – Snarky Retro Apron for the Romance Obsessed (Free U.S. Shipping)
$37.99
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An off-white kitchen towel featuring an image of a male stick figure along with the words: My Perfect Man. Tall, Dark, and Fictional hangs on a clothesline secured by clothespins.
Fictional Man – Bold Fantasy Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
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A white apron features a vertical stack of illustrated romance novels with colorful spines. To the left of the books, black text reads: "I can cook, but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead. This apron is just for show."
Five-Star Reads, Zero-Star Recipes – Funny Apron for Fans of Romance Books (Free U.S. Shipping)
$37.99
$37.99

: The image features anthropomorphized dining utensils on a dinner plate with spaghetti. A male knife character, sporting a mustache and dressed in a blue suit with a red cape, seems to be flirting with a female fork character, who has long, flowing hair and a playful expression. The fork appears to be diving into the spaghetti, splashing sauce. A candle in the background adds a romantic ambiance. The caption ""I like My Boyfriends Like My Sauces - Rich Thick and A Little Spicy"playfully invokes romance.
Forking Around with Fictional Men – Sassy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
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A pink striped apron with black straps and which features the phrase "Romance novels:" in elegant script, followed by "Modern fairy tales for grown-ass women" in bold lettering. Below the text, there is an illustration of a bride and groom in a dramatic dip, with the groom kissing the bride.
Grown-Up Fairy Tales – Apron for Modern Romance Fans (Free U.S. Shipping)
$37.99
$37.99


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