Dirty Laundry Bags for Dirtier Minds
Because even your dirty laundry deserves a happy ending.
Tired of laundry bags that are as bland as a love interest with no character arc? Ours come with more sass, more personality, and enough attitude to turn chore day into binge-read day.
These bags aren’t just for hauling clothes—they’re for making a statement. With bold prints, tongue-in-cheek wit, and a deep appreciation for smut and spin cycles, they're perfect for anyone who sorts their laundry by trope.
Whether you’re airing your delicates or fantasizing about your next fictional fling, this bag has your back—and your bath towels.
Details That’ll Make You Swoon:
- Two Sizes: 18"×29" or 28"×36", depending on how steamy your week (or laundry pile) was.
- 100% Spun Polyester: Durable enough to outlast your latest book hangover.
- Woven Shoulder Strap: So you can haul your laundry and your emotional baggage in one trip.
- Drawstring Closure: Keeps everything tucked tighter than a slow-burn kiss.
- Double-Sided Print: Because one-liners deserve both front and back coverage.
- Smutty Storage Goals: Laundry day? More like laundry play.
Click below - your laundry bag deserves a glow-up.
You’ve got chores. We’ve got charm.