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This bath mat showcases a vintage pin-up style image of a woman kneeling beside a wooden chair, engrossed in a book. She is dressed in a pink corset, black lingerie, stockings, and glasses, styled with retro hair and makeup. To the right, bold black text reads: “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.” The background is solid white, featuring striking text and playful imagery. The mat is soft and absorbent. This is the larger size.
The bath mat is displayed next to a tub with a pair of gray knit slippers.
This bath mat showcases a vintage pin-up style image of a woman kneeling beside a wooden chair, engrossed in a book. She is dressed in a pink corset, black lingerie, stockings, and glasses, styled with retro hair and makeup. To the right, bold black text reads: “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.” The background is solid white, featuring striking text and playful imagery. The mat is soft and absorbent. This is the smallerr size.
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges.
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed.
This close-up image of an actual "Book Boyfriend Wanted" bath mat is being provided to better convey the finish quality of the plush microfiber material.
This bath mat showcases a vintage pin-up style image of a woman kneeling beside a wooden chair, engrossed in a book. She is dressed in a pink corset, black lingerie, stockings, and glasses, styled with retro hair and makeup. To the right, bold black text reads: “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.” The background is solid white, featuring striking text and playful imagery. The mat is soft and absorbent. This is the larger size.
The bath mat is displayed next to a tub with a pair of gray knit slippers.
This bath mat showcases a vintage pin-up style image of a woman kneeling beside a wooden chair, engrossed in a book. She is dressed in a pink corset, black lingerie, stockings, and glasses, styled with retro hair and makeup. To the right, bold black text reads: “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.” The background is solid white, featuring striking text and playful imagery. The mat is soft and absorbent. This is the smallerr size.
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges.
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed.
This close-up image of an actual "Book Boyfriend Wanted" bath mat is being provided to better convey the finish quality of the plush microfiber material.

"Plot? I Read For The Smut." Funny Bath Mat for Romance Book Fans (Free U.S. Shipping)

Plot? Sure, let’s call it that!

This bath mat calls out the universal truth of romance readers everywhere: No one’s flipping to chapter 5 for character development.

It’s a steamy little shoutout to the scenes we definitely read twice.

Perfect for anyone who knows the real reason behind those late-night reading marathons.

Let your reading habits be as unapologetic as your taste in romance!

Mat Details:

  • Choose size:  24" × 17" or 34" × 21"
  • Sizes can vary up to an inch
  • 100% Microfiber
  • Cotton binding around the edges
  • Anti-slip backing
  • Machine Wash Gentle
  • Line Dry
  • Do Not Bleach, Iron, or Dry Clean

Please note that the last “mock-up” image is a photo of an actual bath mat made from the "Book Boyfriend Wanted for Tub Duty" design and better represents the true quality and appearance of these bath mats. 

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$39.99
$39.99
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Size: 34" × 21"

Sku: 20717224770691345937

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