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Gifts for the Romance Obsessed (And the Sassily Inclined)

Because basic gifts are a betrayal to your bookshelf.

Shopping for someone else? Or shopping for yourself under the thin veil of “treating others”? Either way, we approve. Strongly. Hubba Hubba Romance is here to save your gift-giving game from the tragic depths of boring candles and drugstore bath bombs.

From our bath mats that whisper sweet nothings (and some very dirty somethings) to mousepads that practically flirt with your desk to woven cotton blankets you can snuggle up with, every product here is a wink, a smirk, and a plot twist wrapped in sass. If it screams “I read romance and I like it,” we probably carry it—and it makes a helluva gift.

But wait—there’s more. Introducing our actual gift collection: a curated lineup of fun, flirty, and ridiculously usable stuff. We're starting with a small collection of totally cool weekender bags, as well as eye-catchingly clever tote bags (for your next reading retreat or walk of shame—no judgment). We'll be adding must-have romance reader appropriate cosmetic cases, phone cases, tumblers, journals, and other everyday essentials that say, “Yes, I’m extra. Thanks for noticing.”

Basically, if it fits in a gift bag and makes people giggle-snort when they open it, it belongs here.

Why These Make the Perfect Gifts:

  • Unique & Unapologetic: Perfect for the reader who wants their gifts as spicy as their TBR pile.
  • Conversation Starters: These aren't gifts—they're declarations of book-loving brilliance.
  • Functional Meets Flirty: Weekenders, totes, and more—because practical doesn’t have to mean plain.
  • Always On Theme: Every item is drenched in sass, spice, and just the right amount of smut.
  • Guilt-Free Self-Gifting: Because why not reward yourself for being fabulous?

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Picture of a kitchen towel hanging on a clothesline with clothespins. The towel features an outline drawing of a mason jar. In the center of the jar are the words “extra, extra, extra” over a red heart with the word “hot” under the heart. The text on the towel says: “Luckily, not all spice comes in a jar. Think Romance Novels.”
All That Spice – Flirty Romance Kitchen Towel for Book Lovers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Hanging on a clothesline with clothespins is an oversized kitchen towel featuring a beach scene with a green lifeguard tower and a man looking up, along with tourists on the beach. In the sky, there is a swirling tornado of books. The text reads: Look Up. A Romance Book-Nado Is Headed Our Way. It is a tongue-in-cheek reference to all the beach books read by sun worshippers.
Book-nado Beware – Funny Cotton Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A teal apron with black straps. The apron features the phrase, "My Book Boyfriend" written vertically on the left side and "Doesn't Care If I'm a Crappy Cook!" in the center. A simple stick figure illustration is below the text. The apron has black square accents along the top and bottom edges.
Crappy Cook, Excellent Taste in Books – Funny Apron for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Dinner? I Was Busy With My Book Boyfriend – Snarky Romance Reader Apron(Free U.S. Shipping)
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A beige apron with pastel pink and purple polka dots and black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features a vintage-style illustration of a glamorous woman in a mint green dress, pearl necklace, and gloves. Above her, a purple speech bubble contains the text: "I like my recipes simple… and my book boyfriends complicated."
Domestic Bliss, Fictional Chaos – Snarky Retro Apron for the Romance Obsessed (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Image features a soft, gray-toned, horizontal striped background resembling textured fabric. Centered at the top in large, curved black serif text is the phrase “ROMANCE NOVELS:” followed by three black starburst icons of varying sizes underneath. Beneath the stars is the phrase “Because Book Boyfriends Make Life Better” in smaller, centered black serif text. The design is clean, elegant, and subtly whimsical—meant to evoke comfort, fantasy, and a love for fictional romance on a weekender bag.
Fiction Fixes Everything – Book Lover’s Weekend Travel Bag (Free U.S. Shipping)
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An off-white kitchen towel featuring an image of a male stick figure along with the words: My Perfect Man. Tall, Dark, and Fictional hangs on a clothesline secured by clothespins.
Fictional Man – Bold Fantasy Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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Image features a stylized row of romance book spines with playful titles including “Grumpy Single Dad,” “Surprise Baby,” “The Billionaire,” and more. Below the books is bold black text that reads: “In a world where you can read anything, read romance.” The design is colorful, cheeky, and celebratory of romance novels and their tropes. Displayed on a weekender bag, the artwork appeals to passionate readers who love their stories spicy, dramatic, and unapologetically feel-good.
Filled With Fictional Expectations – Romance Reader Weekender Bag (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A white apron features a vertical stack of illustrated romance novels with colorful spines. To the left of the books, black text reads: "I can cook, but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead. This apron is just for show."
Five-Star Reads, Zero-Star Recipes – Funny Apron for Fans of Romance Books (Free U.S. Shipping)
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