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Home Goods with Heat, Humor & HEAs

Because romance readers deserve better than just beige.

Hubba Hubba Romance Home Goods are where cozy meets chaotic—because why settle for farmhouse neutral when you can have seductive sass on every surface? 

Why These Belong in Your Love Nest:

  • Seriously Steamy Decor: Finally, throw pillows that match your browser history.
  • Sassy Meets Scandalous: Perfect for stirring the pot and the rumors.
  • Conversation-Starters: Perfect for guests, roommates, or nosy neighbors.
  • Totally Giftable: Housewarmings, holidays, or your own hussy heart.
  • Made to Match Your Vibe: Domestic bliss with a dash of dirty.

25 products

A teal apron with black straps features a retro mid-century modern design with abstract teal and orange shapes, accented by black starbursts. The text across the apron reads: "Love is like a recipe. Sometimes you nail it, sometimes it’s a disaster."
Recipe for Love: Add Spice & Stir Slowly – Cheeky Apron for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
$37.99
$37.99

The kitchen towel features a vintage-inspired illustration of a glamorous woman from the 1950s, sporting a stylish updo and a mint green camp shirt, black belt, and an orange skirt, accompanied by text that reads, "I Like Romance Novels So Hot You Need Oven Mitts to Turn the Pages." Below the text are two whimsical oven mitts with playful cats and orange polka-dot details. The design combines retro charm and humor, appealing to fans of steamy romance novels. The napkin is displayed on a clothesline.
Romance So Hot I Gotta Wear Oven Mitts – Spicy Kitchen Towel (Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
$24.99

A teal-colored apron with black straps features a vintage-style illustration of a glamorous 1950s woman with red hair styled in curls. She is wearing a mint green blouse with a sheriff’s star brooch, an orange skirt, and a matching bow in her hair. The text beside her reads: "I Serve Smut and Snacks."
Smutty Snacks & Steamy Stories– Flirty Apron for Romance Book Lovers (Free U.S. Shipping)
$37.99
$37.99

A white apron with large mint-green polka dots and black straps features a retro-style illustration of a glamorous 1960s woman with red hair styled in an updo, wearing a teal dress and pearl earrings. The text reads: "Just so you know, I do more than read romance books all day. I'm not saying I'm a catch... but I can cook... you do the math."
When You Can Cook and Read Books At The Same Time - Vintage Apron for Sass Queens (Free U.S. Shipping)
$37.99
$37.99

The kitchen towel features a playful, vintage-style illustration of a smiling, muscular man wearing denim overalls without a shirt. He stands confidently with his hands on his hips, highlighting his muscular chest and arms. Bold black text humorously reads: "You Can Tell Me. Does My Outfit Make My Chest Look Huge?" The background is neutral, allowing the humorous image and text to stand out. Perfect for readers who appreciate playful humor in their kitchen accessories.The towel is displayed on a clothesline
You Can Tell Me the Truth – Snarky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel (Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
$24.99


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