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Thin & Saucy Mouse Pads

Thin & Saucy Mouse Pads:

Lightweight, flirty, and desk-ready for your next distraction.

Romance readers, meet the mouse pads that are as spicy as your favorite tropes. These ultra-slim pads are made for women who know their way around a spreadsheet by day and a steamy love triangle by night.

Whether you're clicking through emails or scrolling to the next chapter with questionable morals and excellent abs, these mouse pads bring that irresistible energy to your workspace — without taking up too much of it.

They're smart, stylish, and shamelessly bookish — just like you.


Here’s What Makes Them Desk-Worthy:

  • Smooth Cloth Top: Stain-resistant surface for effortless scrolling, gaming, or daydreaming.
  • Ultra-Thin Rubber Base: Grips your desk like a possessive hero in the third act.
  • High-Density Foam: Built to handle every click, swipe, and swoon.
  • Sleek Profile: Just 1/16" thick — slides easily into your day (and your tote).
  • One-Sided Print: Pick your favorite design and claim your corner of the desk.
  • Wipe Clean: Easy to maintain — no judgment if you spill a little tea.

Click below to add some romance to your routine.

Your desk deserves a little heat.

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This mouse pad is a drawing of a woman with black hair sitting at a table with a glass of wine, reading a book called Kitty Love. Next to her is her cat. The background is a blue wall.
"Cat Lady" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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Image of a 1950s era woman wearing a sleeveless green blouse and an orange skirt. Her hands are on her hips. She has a big orange bow in her hair. The background behind her is blue-green. On the other half of the image is a gray background with the words Control, Alt, and Delete stacked on top of each in different colored fonts.
"Control, Alt, Delete" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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This mouse pad features two pairs of cowboy boots facing each other. One pair is for a guy and is slightly dusty. A large tan cowboy hat is hanging over the top of the boots. The second pair is clearly for a female, and there is a pink cowboy hat resting on top of the boots. Both pairs are sitting on an old country road with blue skies in the background.
"Cowboy Boots Meets Cowgirl Sass" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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This is a mouse pad with a retro vibe. It features a 1060s-era woman in a green dress sitting in front of an old computer, fantasizing about a 1960s-era bodybuilder in a thought bubble. The background is a perky pink and green striped wallpaper.
"Daydreams and Deadlines" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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Mouse pad with a gray background and a thin orange stripe at the top and bottom of the mouse pad. Scattered across the pad are retro star shapes in a turquoise color. Turquoise text reads: “Keyboard by day” in the upper left quadrant and “Kindle by Night” in the lower right quadrant.
"Daytime Hustle; Nighttime Romance" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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Pink mouse pad with white daisies scattered throughout. There are two rectangles, slightly angled on top of each other. One square is yellow, and in turquoise blue font, the words "Less Work." The second rectangle is purple, and in yellow font, the words "More Smut."
"Less Hustle, More Smut" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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This mousepad has a background of smaller and larger circles in a graduating grid pattern. The overall color is aqua/turquoise blue for the circles and cream for the field. There is text in olive green that says: "Romance Novels," and a darker aqua blue text states, "Modern Fairy Tales For Grown Ass Women. The image has a faded, vintage appearance.
"Modern Fairy Tales" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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This stylish, retro-inspired pink leopard print design features bold text that reads “Romance Novels: Modern Fairy Tales for Grown-Ass Women.” The graphic image shows a retro groom dipping his bride for a kiss.
"Modern Romance" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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This mouse pad has a blue wood background with text that Says "My Book Boyfriend and then lists six traits: Tall, Really Really Rich, Movie Star Handsome, World Class Body, Super Skilled At Romance,  Loves Cats
"My Book Boyfriend" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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A retro-inspired design featuring two 1970's women holding old-school tape recorders with the words “Old School audio books” in bold, playful lettering. The graphic evokes nostalgia for the days of rewinding steamy audiobook scenes and listening to deep-voiced narrators bring book boyfriends to life.
"Old School Audio Books" Ultra Thin Mouse Pad
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