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Home Goods with Heat, Humor & HEAs

Because romance readers deserve better than just beige.

Hubba Hubba Romance Home Goods are where cozy meets chaotic—because why settle for farmhouse neutral when you can have seductive sass on every surface? 

Why These Belong in Your Love Nest:

  • Seriously Steamy Decor: Finally, throw pillows that match your browser history.
  • Sassy Meets Scandalous: Perfect for stirring the pot and the rumors.
  • Conversation-Starters: Perfect for guests, roommates, or nosy neighbors.
  • Totally Giftable: Housewarmings, holidays, or your own hussy heart.
  • Made to Match Your Vibe: Domestic bliss with a dash of dirty.

25 products

An orangy yellow apron with black straps features the phrase, "I like my book boyfriends how I like my food. Hot and spicy." in black text. Below the text, there is an illustration of three red chili peppers. The bottom of the apron has a decorative striped trim.
Hot and Spicy—Just Like My Book Boyfriends – Bold Apron for Lovers of Spicy Romance (Free U.S. Shipping)
$37.99
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A bold pink and black leopard-print apron with black straps that features a lime green patch with the text: "I CAN COOK... ...IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal." The bottom of the apron has a coordinating green and black striped trim.
I Can Cook...But I'd Rather Be Reading – Sarcastic Apron for Book Nerds (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image features a cotton kitchen towel with a colorful stack of romance books on the right, accompanied by a column of vertical text to the left that reads: 'In a World Where You Can Read Anything, Read Romance.' The towel is displayed on a clothesline.
I Could Read Anything… I Choose Smut – Bold Romance Kitchen Towel (Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
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This kitchen towel features a retro image of a woman with bouffant hair and an orange bow, dressed in a teal blouse, orange skirt and black belt with a starfish pin on her shoulder. She has a sassy smirk on her face. She is paired with text that reads "I Serve Smut and Snacks. Anything For You?" in a playful font against a teal background. This design merges retro fashion with a humorous, bold statement, ideal for conveying a cheeky and inviting atmosphere. The towel is displayed hanging on a clothesline.
I Serve Smut and Snacks – Cheeky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A 20-inch pillow featuring a vintage-inspired illustration of a glamorous 1950s woman with red hair styled in curls, wearing a mint green blouse with orange buttons, an orange skirt, a black belt, and a matching orange bow in her hair. She has bold red lipstick and a skeptical expression. The background is a solid teal color. Above her, black text reads: "If reading romance is wrong, I don’t want to be right."
I’d Rather Be Wrong Than Bookless – Retro Romance Pillow (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The image shows a kitchen towel with a grey background and a vintage-style illustration of a smiling man in a muscle shirt using a vacuum cleaner. He wears jeans and has a confident, playful expression. Lime green bold text reads: "Available To Vacuum. Or Not." The design combines retro charm with cheeky humor, making it a fun and sassy accessory for romance readers who appreciate a little double entendre with their cleaning vibes. The kitchen towel is displayed on a clothesline.
Man Chores – Retro Snarky Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The apron features an image of a muscular, shirtless man wearing denim overalls, yellow rubber gloves, and smiling. Below the image, the text reads: "Let Me Introduce My New Dishwasher." The apron has thin black and gold stripes along the top and bottom edges. The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
Meet My New Dishwasher – Sassy Romance Reader Apron (Free U.S. Shipping)
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The kitchen towel is displayed on a clothesline and features a vintage-inspired design with a retro-style bride and groom in wedding attire. The groom, dressed in a classic suit, dips the bride, who wears a flowing wedding dress. Above them, vintage cursive black text reads: "Romance Novels," and below them, in block script, "Fairy Tales for Grown-Up Women." The background is taupe-ish khaki, pin-striped, giving it a nostalgic, classic romance feel. The design is perfect for book lovers of HEA endings.
Modern Fairy Tales for Grown-Ass Women – Bold Romance Reader Towel (Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
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The image features three smiling, muscular men without shirts, each displaying a fit physique. They stand against a dreamy background with soft, bokeh light circles. The man on the left is wearing light khaki pants; the center man is in dark blue jeans and the right man sports grey sweatpants. Above them, playful purple text reads: "more wine. less clothing. what could go wrong?" The image exudes a fun and flirtatious vibe, appealing to audiences who appreciate a blend of humor and attractiveness.
More Wine, Less Clothing – Cheeky Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)
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A 20-inch Turquoise square pillow features a stick-figure image of a man and the text, "My Perfect Man. Tall, Dark & Fictional." Although the design is the same on both sides of the pillow, the background colors are different shades of blue that complement each other.
Perfect Man? Already in My Kindle – Cheeky Square Pillow (Free U.S. Shipping)
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