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The image features three smiling, muscular men without shirts, each displaying a fit physique. They stand against a dreamy background with soft, bokeh light circles. The man on the left is wearing light khaki pants; the center man is in dark blue jeans and the right man sports grey sweatpants. Above them, playful purple text reads: "more wine. less clothing. what could go wrong?" The image exudes a fun and flirtatious vibe, appealing to audiences who appreciate a blend of humor and attractiveness.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
The image features three smiling, muscular men without shirts, each displaying a fit physique. They stand against a dreamy background with soft, bokeh light circles. The man on the left is wearing light khaki pants; the center man is in dark blue jeans and the right man sports grey sweatpants. Above them, playful purple text reads: "more wine. less clothing. what could go wrong?" The image exudes a fun and flirtatious vibe, appealing to audiences who appreciate a blend of humor and attractiveness.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

More Wine, Less Clothing – Cheeky Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

This cheeky placemat—designed for romance readers who like their men fictional, shirtless, and ready for some fun—will bring the right mix of sass and spice—and just the right kind of trouble—to your table.

 Everyone knows the recipe for a perfect plot twist or a perfect night is the same: “More wine. Less clothing. What could go wrong?”

Cheers to meals with a little extra flavor!

*This is one of five placemats in the "Half-Dressed Book Boyfriends" series.

Placemat Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 70148122623691798082

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