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Glass cutting board with a vintage-style image of a woman in a mint green blouse and coral skirt with an orange bow in her hair. The text reads: “If only I had spent as much time and effort on food prep as I do with my book boyfriends, I’d probably be a famous chef by now. Just saying.” Board is rectangular with a textured, tempered glass surface and rubber feet for stability. This is the larger version.
This image shows the corner of the cutting board to give an idea of the clean squared edge.
This image shows the cutting board displayed on the table with a knife placed beside it in anticipation of using the board to cut something.
The cutting board is beautiful enough to be displayed upright in the kitchen as a decorative piece. The cutting board is shown placed against a white brick wall.
The cutting board is displayed upright in the hands of a cook to convey its size. This is the larger version.
Glass cutting board with a vintage-style image of a woman in a mint green blouse and coral skirt with an orange bow in her hair. The text reads: “If only I had spent as much time and effort on food prep as I do with my book boyfriends, I’d probably be a famous chef by now. Just saying.” Board is rectangular with a textured, tempered glass surface and rubber feet for stability. This is the smaller version.
Glass cutting board with a vintage-style image of a woman in a mint green blouse and coral skirt with an orange bow in her hair. The text reads: “If only I had spent as much time and effort on food prep as I do with my book boyfriends, I’d probably be a famous chef by now. Just saying.” Board is rectangular with a textured, tempered glass surface and rubber feet for stability. This is the larger version.
This image shows the corner of the cutting board to give an idea of the clean squared edge.
This image shows the cutting board displayed on the table with a knife placed beside it in anticipation of using the board to cut something.
The cutting board is beautiful enough to be displayed upright in the kitchen as a decorative piece. The cutting board is shown placed against a white brick wall.
The cutting board is displayed upright in the hands of a cook to convey its size. This is the larger version.
Glass cutting board with a vintage-style image of a woman in a mint green blouse and coral skirt with an orange bow in her hair. The text reads: “If only I had spent as much time and effort on food prep as I do with my book boyfriends, I’d probably be a famous chef by now. Just saying.” Board is rectangular with a textured, tempered glass surface and rubber feet for stability. This is the smaller version.

Read Recipes? I Thought You Said Romances – Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)

This cheeky glass cutting board is for readers who slice carrots while thinking about fictional forearms.

It wasn't designed to judge your culinary skills—but to celebrate your priorities as you happily chop your onions and serve your sarcasm.

So yes, you totally could have been a chef - but instead, you fell for brooding billionaires and tattooed alphas who only exist in written form. 

Whether you’re dicing, slicing, or just dramatically placing takeout containers on it, this board screams, I coulda been a chef, but I chose smut.

Honestly? No regrets.

Product Features:

  • Double duty as a charcuterie board
  • Two sizes: 8 x 11 or 11 x 15
  • Sanitary tempered glass
  • Durable; scratch resistant
  • Anti-slip bottom
  • Hand wash only
  • Wipe with a damp cloth
  • Do Not put in dishwasher
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$34.99
$34.99
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Size: 8" x 11"

Sku: 31604030214119216172


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