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Medium Rare. Maximum Spice – Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this cheeky glass cutting board for the romance reader who likes her steaks bloody and her book boyfriends dirtier than her browser history.

Who says you can’t combine carnivorous cravings with a little literary lust?

Whether you're searing a steak or flipping to the next filthy chapter, this cutting board brings the heat while boldly declaring your kitchen priorities: rare meat, raunchy reads, and zero shame. 

Cooking just got a whole lot steamier.

Product Features:

  • Double duty as a charcuterie board
  • Two sizes: 8 x 11 or 11 x 15
  • Sanitary tempered glass
  • Durable; scratch resistant
  • Anti-slip bottom
  • Hand wash only
  • Wipe with a damp cloth
  • Do Not put in dishwasher
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
Regular Price
$44.99
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$44.99
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Size: 11" x 15"

Shape: Rectangle

Sku: 16843310460496636394