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The image shows a kitchen towel with a grey background and a vintage-style illustration of a smiling man in a muscle shirt using a vacuum cleaner. He wears jeans and has a confident, playful expression. Lime green bold text reads: "Available To Vacuum. Or Not." The design combines retro charm with cheeky humor, making it a fun and sassy accessory for romance readers who appreciate a little double entendre with their cleaning vibes. The kitchen towel is displayed on a clothesline.
The towel is displayed on a wall hook in a kitchen setting.
The towel is displayed by folding it over a towel bar underneath a shelf.
The image shows a kitchen towel with a grey background and a vintage-style illustration of a smiling man in a muscle shirt using a vacuum cleaner. He wears jeans and has a confident, playful expression. Lime green bold text reads: "Available To Vacuum. Or Not." The design combines retro charm with cheeky humor, making it a fun and sassy accessory for romance readers who appreciate a little double entendre with their cleaning vibes.
This is the plain cotton back of the kitchen towel being displayed.
The image shows a kitchen towel with a grey background and a vintage-style illustration of a smiling man in a muscle shirt using a vacuum cleaner. He wears jeans and has a confident, playful expression. Lime green bold text reads: "Available To Vacuum. Or Not." The design combines retro charm with cheeky humor, making it a fun and sassy accessory for romance readers who appreciate a little double entendre with their cleaning vibes. The kitchen towel is displayed on a clothesline.
The towel is displayed on a wall hook in a kitchen setting.
The towel is displayed by folding it over a towel bar underneath a shelf.
The image shows a kitchen towel with a grey background and a vintage-style illustration of a smiling man in a muscle shirt using a vacuum cleaner. He wears jeans and has a confident, playful expression. Lime green bold text reads: "Available To Vacuum. Or Not." The design combines retro charm with cheeky humor, making it a fun and sassy accessory for romance readers who appreciate a little double entendre with their cleaning vibes.
This is the plain cotton back of the kitchen towel being displayed.

Man Chores – Retro Snarky Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)

This kitchen towel serves up exactly the kind of domestic fantasy your romance-reading heart dreams about: a guy who not only cleans but looks damn good doing it.

We know exactly what gets your heart racing—and spoiler: it’s not a three-course meal, it’s a man who cleans without being asked.

Kudos to the book boyfriends who know how to deal with hard-to-reach spots.

Featuring a retro-styled hottie with jeans, muscles, and a smirk that says he knows exactly which buttons to push (on the vacuum, obviously), this towel celebrates the true aphrodisiac: household chores you didn’t have to do yourself.

Bonus—when he vacuums, the only thing getting dirty is your imagination.

Towel Details:

  • 100% Hemmed Cotton Twill
  • One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm )
  • One-sided print
  • Lightweight
  • Machine wash & dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Material: Cotton Twill

Sku: 13597701028429958206


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