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Laundry and Smut Cycles – Sassy Laundry Bag for Romance Bookworms (Free U.S. Shipping)

This deceptively sweet floral laundry bag flaunts your pretend dilemma: “Can’t decide which is dirtier: my laundry or the romance books I read?”

Let’s be honest—your laundry isn’t the only thing getting a little dirty around here. 

Spoiler: It’s the books. Always the books. 

Our bag is cute, functional, and passive-aggressively announces that yes, your Kindle is filthy—and you like it that way. 

If anyone judges, just smile sweetly and remind them that your laundry isn’t the only thing that sees frequent action.

Bag Details:

  • Choose size: 18"×29" or  28"×36"
  • Durable 100% Spun Polyester
  • Woven shoulder strap for easy carry
  • Drawstrings keep clothes in
  • Two-sided print
  • Machine washable
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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$39.99
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Size: 28" × 36"

Sku: 13505022977554596918