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This canvas lunch bag features a minimalist, hand-drawn design on a plain canvas background. On the left, vertical text reads “MY PERFECT MAN.” To the right, in a casual handwritten font, it says: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Below the text is a simple brown stick figure drawing of a man. The design is playful and tongue-in-cheek. The bag includes a durable canvas body, roll-top enclosure, and strap—ideal for everyday use by book lovers and romance readers.
This canvas lunch bag features a minimalist, hand-drawn design on a plain canvas background. On the left, vertical text reads “MY PERFECT MAN.” To the right, in a casual handwritten font, it says: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Below the text is a simple brown stick figure drawing of a man. The design is playful and tongue-in-cheek. The bag includes a durable canvas body, roll-top enclosure, and strap—ideal for everyday use by book lovers and romance readers. The strap is displayed upright.
The lunch bag is displayed as if held by a person, with only the hand and arm visible.
The lunch bag is displayed open to give a better idea as to size and capacity.
Close-up of the bag closure involving a rollover of the top edge secured by Velcro.
This canvas lunch bag features a minimalist, hand-drawn design on a plain canvas background. On the left, vertical text reads “MY PERFECT MAN.” To the right, in a casual handwritten font, it says: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Below the text is a simple brown stick figure drawing of a man. The design is playful and tongue-in-cheek. The bag includes a durable canvas body, roll-top enclosure, and strap—ideal for everyday use by book lovers and romance readers.
This canvas lunch bag features a minimalist, hand-drawn design on a plain canvas background. On the left, vertical text reads “MY PERFECT MAN.” To the right, in a casual handwritten font, it says: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Below the text is a simple brown stick figure drawing of a man. The design is playful and tongue-in-cheek. The bag includes a durable canvas body, roll-top enclosure, and strap—ideal for everyday use by book lovers and romance readers. The strap is displayed upright.
The lunch bag is displayed as if held by a person, with only the hand and arm visible.
The lunch bag is displayed open to give a better idea as to size and capacity.
Close-up of the bag closure involving a rollover of the top edge secured by Velcro.

Hooked on Fictional Men – Sassy Cotton Canvas Lunch Bag (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this cotton canvas lunch bag for anyone who’s dumped Tinder for tropes.

Your perfect man? 

He lives between the pages, always knows the right thing to say, and never eats your fries.

You’ve got a type. He may not be real, but neither is your patience for mediocre men.

Pack your snacks, protect your smut, and proudly parade your preference for imaginary men with emotional range.

Lunch Bag Details:

  • Durable 100% cotton canvas fabric
  • One size: 8" x 12.5" x 5.5"
  • Convenient strap handle for carrying
  • Roll closure with a hook + loop tape
  • Machine Wash Cold
  • Air Dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$21.99
$21.99
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Size: 8" x 12.5" x 5.5"

Color: Natural

Sku: 98857706172582808320


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