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A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Fork It. Let’s Go. More Chapters Of Bad Decisions." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive-green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Fork It. Let’s Go. More Chapters Of Bad Decisions." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive-green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Appetite for Trouble – Cheeky Cotton Placemat For Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)

Some placemats say “family values.” This one says, “poor choices, excellent stories.

This placemat isn't here for your meal prep dreams or Pinterest-perfect table settings; it's here for chaos served hot and sets the mood: reckless, spicy, and just a little bit scandalous.

It’s the only table setting you need if you're here for the flavor, the chaos, and none of the apologies. Perfect for romance readers, drama lovers, and anyone who knows that the best adventures start right after the phrase "Oh, why not?".

Forget the prim and proper dining vibes and set the table for steamy side-eye and unfiltered fun. Let your placemat scream what you're too classy (or too tired) to say out loud.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Bad Decisions" series.

Placemat Details

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Size: 18" × 14"

Sku: 30491312929587967487


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