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Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.
Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.
The pink leopard tote bag is displayed by hanging it from a newal post on a stairway.
This is a sizing chart that displays all three sizes of the bags for easy reference. It includes measurements and bag features. The bags are displayed standing upright and lined up next to each other on the floor.
Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.
Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.
Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.
Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.
The pink leopard tote bag is displayed by hanging it from a newal post on a stairway.
This is a sizing chart that displays all three sizes of the bags for easy reference. It includes measurements and bag features. The bags are displayed standing upright and lined up next to each other on the floor.
Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.
Image shows a pink background with bold, irregular black leopard spots. On one half of the image, the words “fictional heartbreaks” are written in light green cursive and block letters. Flipped upside down on the other half is the word “HEA” in matching green, also in mirrored script and block lettering. The design is playful and reversible, representing the highs and lows of romance reading. This double-sided tote is perfect for book lovers navigating love, loss, and happy endings.

HEA or WTF - Romance Reader Tote Bag (Free U.S. Shipping)

This tote bag is perfect for readers who live at the intersection of emotional damage and delusional optimism. Bold pink leopard print brings the drama, while neon green lettering screams your dual personality: a sucker for pain and a believer in love.

It’s tough enough to carry your book stash, wine bottle, post-breakup snacks, or emotional support Kindle. Basically, everything you need to survive another rollercoaster romance. This bag’s got range and is as fabulous as your TBR list.

One side reads Fictional Heartbreaks—a bold declaration of the tears, trauma, and terrible life choices you love in romance novels. Flip it, and you get HEA—because deep down, you still believe in happily ever afters, no matter how much damage was caused before finding true love.

Think of this bag as therapy. Only cuter.

Product features:

  • 100% polyester body for durable everyday use
  • Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
  • Boxed corners for extra storage space
  • Laminate interior for easy cleaning and maintenance.
  • Available in 3 sizes to suit your needs
  • Two-sided print:
    • Fictional Heartbreaks.
    • HEA Endings.

Care instructions:

  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
  • Hand-clean; warm water & detergent.
  • Use terry washcloth; soft bristle brush.
  • Air dry. No dryer.
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$23.99
$23.99
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Size: 13" × 13''

Color: Black

Sku: 22166545327802746438

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