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This placemat features a fork and a knife as romantic utensils. The knife is portrayed as a rakish male with a French mustache and pompadour, wearing a blue suit and a red cape. Next to him in a bowl of pasta is the sexy fork with long black hair and her knee bent with pasta sauce dripping off. It is meant to be tongue in cheek with text proclaiming: "This Dinner's Not The Only Thing Getting Twisted Tonight."
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
This placemat features a fork and a knife as romantic utensils. The knife is portrayed as a rakish male with a French mustache and pompadour, wearing a blue suit and a red cape. Next to him in a bowl of pasta is the sexy fork with long black hair and her knee bent with pasta sauce dripping off. It is meant to be tongue in cheek with text proclaiming: "This Dinner's Not The Only Thing Getting Twisted Tonight."
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Utensils With Benefits – Saucy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Spice up your table with a placemat that's as cheeky as your favorite romance novel!

Featuring a dashing knife and a sultry fork tangled in a bowl of pasta, this mat is perfect for romance readers who appreciate a little forkplay with their dinner.

Why shouldn’t your table settings have the same chemistry as your latest book boyfriend - even if it’s just takeout? Go ahead, indulge. Life’s too short for boring table settings.

Whether you're serving pasta, passion, or piping-hot gossip, this flirty duo is here to heat things up.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Sexy Silverware" collection.

Placemat Details

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$21.99
$21.99
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Sku: 10747787369850374514

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