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A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Appetite.Dangerous.Taste. Questionable. More Chapters Of Bad Decisions." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive-green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the edge to show the pla9i cotton backing. This is a one sided print.
A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Appetite.Dangerous.Taste. Questionable. More Chapters Of Bad Decisions." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive-green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the edge to show the pla9i cotton backing. This is a one sided print.

Nighttime Cravings, Morning Regrets – Sultry Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Craving a little more danger at your dining table? Then stop pretending you’re here for the salad.

The best nights end with questionable decisions and carbs. And playing it safe is wildly overrated.

Perfect for romance readers who prefer their stories (and their side dishes) with a twist of scandal, it turns any meal into a cautionary tale worth repeating.

Add this placemat to your cart now and feed your hunger. Because what’s a little morning-after regret compared to a night satisfying unforgettable book boyfriend cravings?

*This is one of four placemats in the "Bad Decisions" series.

Placemat Details

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Size: 18" × 14"

Sku: 24304018359631275141

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