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The image is a stylized illustration reminiscent of classic mid-20th-century romantic scenes. It features a man and a woman in an intimate pose. The man, dressed in a light green suit, gazes at the woman with a serious expression. The woman, sporting a glamorous updo and wearing a yellow corset-style dress, looks away coyly. The background suggests a luxurious vintage interior. A humorous caption above reads: "I May Be Lactose Intolerant, But It Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Enjoy Romance Novels."
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
The image is a stylized illustration reminiscent of classic mid-20th-century romantic scenes. It features a man and a woman in an intimate pose. The man, dressed in a light green suit, gazes at the woman with a serious expression. The woman, sporting a glamorous updo and wearing a yellow corset-style dress, looks away coyly. The background suggests a luxurious vintage interior. A humorous caption above reads: "I May Be Lactose Intolerant, But It Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Enjoy Romance Novels."
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Lactose Intolerant – Western Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Dramatic, stylish, and unapologetically indulgent, our irresistible cotton placemat makes it clear what romance readers everywhere know -  not all dairy is off-limits - cheesy love stories are the exception.

When the best cheese comes in the form of swoon-worthy dialogue, groveling heroes, and happily-ever-after’s, a placemat this cheeky deserves a spot in your dining room - or reading nook for those mid-afternoon snack breaks.

Unlike ice cream, consumption of a steamy romance novel will not lead to tummy troubles.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Western Love" series.

Placemat Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 32625019100955416086

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