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A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Fell For The Flavor. Stayed For The Chaos. More Chapters Of Bad Decisions." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
A retro illustration of a man and woman with yellowish-green text stating "Fell For The Flavor. Stayed For The Chaos. More Chapters Of Bad Decisions." above them. The background is distressed with a muted olive green background and red Japanese inspired symbols, giving it a mid-century, vintage vibe. The couple stands confidently together, exuding classic charm and allure in a mysterious setting.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

From First Taste to Last Drama – Romance Reader Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Flavor got you through the door. Chaos made you stay.

This placemat is your official permission slip to fall headfirst into delicious disasters — and somehow always come out with a better story to tell.

Perfect for women who believe a little drama keeps life spicy, and that “one more chapter” often turns into three more questionable choices.

Shop now and add another reckless chapter to your life story.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Bad Decisions" series.

Placemat Details

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
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Size: 18" × 14"

Sku: 17466543751133572574

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