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The image features a stylized, vintage portrait of a man and woman in an intimate pose, reminiscent of classic 1950s illustrations. The man, in a white shirt and suspenders, gazes intently at the woman, who has voluminous blonde hair and wears a yellow dress. They stand close together in a room with curtains. A text overlay on the right reads: "But I don’t want to be a fake fiancé. I want to be a real fiancé!"
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
The image features a stylized, vintage portrait of a man and woman in an intimate pose, reminiscent of classic 1950s illustrations. The man, in a white shirt and suspenders, gazes intently at the woman, who has voluminous blonde hair and wears a yellow dress. They stand close together in a room with curtains. A text overlay on the right reads: "But I don’t want to be a fake fiancé. I want to be a real fiancé!"
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Fake Fiance – Western Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this placemat for romance readers who live for the moment when a pretend arrangement turns into all-too-real feelings.

Set your table with a dash of drama and a sprinkle of swoon! When it comes to fake fiancés and real feelings, there’s no “pretending” — this placemat is a must-have.

Add it to your collection and let everyone know you take romance novels seriously. No one appreciates a slow-burn payoff like you do.

This is one of four placemats in the "Western Love" series.

Placemat Details

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 24484492762590555593

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