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A bright turquoise desk mat features a vintage-style woman with a voluminous blond updo and cat-eye makeup, holding a phone to her ear. To her right, a text box reads: “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins.” Below, a cursive phrase across the mat reads: “Because both deserve your full attention.”
The desk mat is displayed in front of a standing full-size computer screen for use with a separate keyboard.
The desk mat is displayed with a laptop nearby and a mouse on it, with assorted office items lying on the desk as well.
A bright turquoise desk mat features a vintage-style woman with a voluminous blond updo and cat-eye makeup, holding a phone to her ear. To her right, a text box reads: “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins.” Below, a cursive phrase across the mat reads: “Because both deserve your full attention.” This is the large size.
Page Turns & Profit Margins – Sassy Desk Mat (Free U.S. Shipping)
This is the corner of the back of the desk mat, showing the 100% neoprene construction.
A bright turquoise desk mat features a vintage-style woman with a voluminous blond updo and cat-eye makeup, holding a phone to her ear. To her right, a text box reads: “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins.” Below, a cursive phrase across the mat reads: “Because both deserve your full attention.”
The desk mat is displayed in front of a standing full-size computer screen for use with a separate keyboard.
The desk mat is displayed with a laptop nearby and a mouse on it, with assorted office items lying on the desk as well.
A bright turquoise desk mat features a vintage-style woman with a voluminous blond updo and cat-eye makeup, holding a phone to her ear. To her right, a text box reads: “My Advice: Pay Attention to Plot Twists & Profit Margins.” Below, a cursive phrase across the mat reads: “Because both deserve your full attention.” This is the large size.
Page Turns & Profit Margins – Sassy Desk Mat (Free U.S. Shipping)
This is the corner of the back of the desk mat, showing the 100% neoprene construction.

Page Turns & Profit Margins – Sassy Desk Mat (Free U.S. Shipping)

This desk mat is your brand, your mantra, and your proof that multitasking is hot.

It was designed for the romance reader who can analyze a spreadsheet and a smut scene with equal precision. You thrive on a tight budget and a tight embrace (preferably fictional, preferably shirtless).

You’re not just balancing budgets—you’re balancing plotlines, profit margins, and the occasional fictional fling. And this desk mat keeps up. 

Add to cart, babe. Your desk deserves something as clever as you.

Product features

  • Non-slip bottom
  • Durable hemmed edges
  • Made from 100% Neoprene
  • Available in three sizes
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots off
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean spots
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$39.99
$39.99
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Size: 16" × 32"

Sku: 20892414499138965204

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