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This bath mat features two background colors: teal on the top half and gray on the bottom half. The top half includes playful black text that reads: “I Like My Men How I Like My Bath Time.” Centered in the lower half is a black graphic of a vintage-style bathtub with a shower head spraying water. Below the tub, curved black text reads: “Hot And Steamy.” The mat is soft, absorbent, and designed for romance readers with a cheeky sense of humor. This is the larger sized mat.
The bath mat is displayed next to a tub with a pair of slippers for size context.
This bath mat features two background colors: teal on the top half and gray on the bottom half. The top half includes playful black text that reads: “I Like My Men How I Like My Bath Time.” Centered in the lower half is a black graphic of a vintage-style bathtub with a shower head spraying water. Below the tub, curved black text reads: “Hot And Steamy.” The mat is soft, absorbent, and designed for romance readers with a cheeky sense of humor. This is the smaller sized mat.
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges.
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed.
This close-up image of an actual "Book Boyfriend Wanted" bath mat is being provided to better convey the finish quality of the plush microfiber material.
This bath mat features two background colors: teal on the top half and gray on the bottom half. The top half includes playful black text that reads: “I Like My Men How I Like My Bath Time.” Centered in the lower half is a black graphic of a vintage-style bathtub with a shower head spraying water. Below the tub, curved black text reads: “Hot And Steamy.” The mat is soft, absorbent, and designed for romance readers with a cheeky sense of humor. This is the larger sized mat.
The bath mat is displayed next to a tub with a pair of slippers for size context.
This bath mat features two background colors: teal on the top half and gray on the bottom half. The top half includes playful black text that reads: “I Like My Men How I Like My Bath Time.” Centered in the lower half is a black graphic of a vintage-style bathtub with a shower head spraying water. Below the tub, curved black text reads: “Hot And Steamy.” The mat is soft, absorbent, and designed for romance readers with a cheeky sense of humor. This is the smaller sized mat.
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges.
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed.
This close-up image of an actual "Book Boyfriend Wanted" bath mat is being provided to better convey the finish quality of the plush microfiber material.

"Bathtime Standards" Bath Mat – Snarky Decor for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)

We didn’t design this bath mat to be subtle—it’s intended to match your taste in men and your bathroom aesthetic.

Step out of the tub and onto pure romance reader energy. 

It’s clean, sassy, and a little suggestive—just like you.

You aren't the only one who believes that men, like showers, are best when hot.

Bath Mat Details:

  • Choose size:  24" × 17" or 34" × 21"
  • Sizes can vary up to an inch
  • 100% Plush Microfiber
  • Cotton binding around the edges
  • Anti-slip backing
  • Machine Wash Gentle
  • Line Dry
  • Do Not Bleach, Iron, or Dry Clean

Please note that the last “mock-up” image is a photo of an actual bath mat made from the "Book Boyfriend Wanted for Tub Duty" design and better represents the true quality and appearance of these bath mats. 

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$39.99
$39.99
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Size: 34" × 21"

Sku: 11109253322043174608

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