Marriage or Mayhem - Tote Bag for Romance Rebels On The Go (Free U.S. Shipping)

This sassy little tote is for the woman who traded diamond rings for dirty reads and isn’t looking back. Whether you once dreamed of Mr. Right or just wanted someone to reach the top shelf, you now know: the real spark comes from plot twists, grovel scenes, and that one chapter you’ll never emotionally recover from.

Roomy enough for your TBR stack, snacks, and baggage (emotional and otherwise), this bag’s perfect for bookstore hauls, weekend getaways, or parading around your poor taste in men—with pride. It’s as bold as your browser history.

Because let’s face it—“forever after” is fine, but “forced proximity during a snowstorm” is hotter.

Product features:

• 100% polyester body for durable everyday use
• Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
• Boxed corners for extra storage space
• Laminate interior for easy cleaning and maintenance.
• Available in 3 sizes to suit your needs
• Two-sided print:
  • She Thought She Wanted A Husband.
  • Until She Realized It Was Plot Twists She Wanted.

Care instructions:

• Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
• Hand-clean; warm water & detergent.
• Use terry washcloth; soft bristle brush.
• Air dry. No dryer.