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Billionaire Boyfriend Fantasy Fix -Tote Bag for Romance Fans (Free U.S. Shipping)

Introducing our “Billionaire Boyfriend” carryall tote designed for women whose standards aren’t unrealistic—they’re just plot-driven. This isn’t just a tote bag. It’s your walking resume of romantic expectations.

This sassy sack of dreams is sturdy enough to haul your groceries, your beach reads, and all the emotional wreckage from your last Billionaire fantasy.

So say it loud and say it proud. “Yes, I read billionaire smut in public, and I dare you to ask me about it.”

Product features:

  • 100% polyester body for durable everyday use
  • Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
  • Boxed corners for extra storage space
  • Laminate interior for easy cleaning and maintenance.
  • Available in 3 sizes to suit your needs
  • Two-sided print:
    • "He's Got A Jet"
    • "I've Got A Kindle"

Care instructions:

  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
  • Hand-clean; warm water & detergent.
  • Use terry washcloth; soft bristle brush.
  • Air dry. No dryer.
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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$29.99
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Size: 18" × 18''

Color: Black

Sku: 31214467716703209180