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The image showcases a vintage-styled illustration of a glamorous couple. The man, dressed in a formal black suit, stands closely behind the woman, who is wearing a pink dress with floral embroidery. Both characters are portrayed with a classic 1960s aesthetic. The background is textured pink, and overlay text in purple cursive reads, "i'm just here for the steamy parts. And Some Dessert." The image blends romance with a touch of humor, appealing to fans of retro chic and playful banter.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
The image showcases a vintage-styled illustration of a glamorous couple. The man, dressed in a formal black suit, stands closely behind the woman, who is wearing a pink dress with floral embroidery. Both characters are portrayed with a classic 1960s aesthetic. The background is textured pink, and overlay text in purple cursive reads, "i'm just here for the steamy parts. And Some Dessert." The image blends romance with a touch of humor, appealing to fans of retro chic and playful banter.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

I'm Here for the Smut and Sweets – Pink Retro Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Steam up your table with our cheeky placemat for romance readers who live for slow burns, spicy chapters, and a little something sweet after dinner.

This mat sets the mood for a table with cheeky charm and a knowing wink with every meal.

After all, you like desserts like your favorite tropes—tasty and always worth waiting for.

Flirty, fun, and deliciously on point, it’s the perfect excuse to pour another glass of wine and grab that dessert.

Because let’s be real, dessert and steam? That’s a five-star pairing.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Deliciously Sinful" series.

Placemat Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 17454847546809418168


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