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This woven blanket, being modeled by someone standing on a lake dock, holding the blanket stretched out behind them, features a soft blue background with a playful quote in bold black text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care.” Centered underneath is a large RX medical symbol. Underneath the Rx symbol is the rest of the quote *So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders.” At the bottom of the blanket is a “heart line” graphic mimicking someone's heart rate. It has a colorful fringed edge all around.
The blanket is being displayed as a picnic blanket in a park setting with a tree stump, picnic basket, plate of muffins, and a tennis racquet and a soccer ball lying around.
The blanket is displayed lying on a chair in a coffee shop setting with an open book and a cup of coffee on a small round table.
The blanket is displayed neatly folded on a bed with a white bedspread and striped pillows and a large white dog lying on it.
This is an image showing the three size options using miniature beds and miniature versions of the banket on the corresponding sized bed. The size options are 37" x 52", 50" x 60" and 60" x 80".
This woven blanket, being modeled by someone standing on a lake dock, holding the blanket stretched out behind them, features a soft blue background with a playful quote in bold black text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care.” Centered underneath is a large RX medical symbol. Underneath the Rx symbol is the rest of the quote *So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders.” At the bottom of the blanket is a “heart line” graphic mimicking someone's heart rate. It has a colorful fringed edge all around.
The blanket is being displayed as a picnic blanket in a park setting with a tree stump, picnic basket, plate of muffins, and a tennis racquet and a soccer ball lying around.
The blanket is displayed lying on a chair in a coffee shop setting with an open book and a cup of coffee on a small round table.
The blanket is displayed neatly folded on a bed with a white bedspread and striped pillows and a large white dog lying on it.
This is an image showing the three size options using miniature beds and miniature versions of the banket on the corresponding sized bed. The size options are 37" x 52", 50" x 60" and 60" x 80".

Prescription Strength Romance – Cozy Woven Blanket for Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)

Self-care looks different for everyone. This blanket is for the woman who wants more than yoga and meditation - but instead looks to spicy chapters and steamy plot twists to “treat” themselves.

Consider it your official “note from the doctor” to keep turning pages and ignoring the haters.

A cozy permission slip to treat smut like the self-care it truly is.

Whether it’s a tough day or just a Tuesday, let your romance reads and this sassy throw do all the healing.

You're not obsessed - you're just... following medical advice.

Product features

  • 100% Durable Woven Cotton
  • Multi-Color Cotton Fringed Edges
  • Soft and Cozy Feel
  • Choose From 3 Sizes
  • Machine Wash Cold
  • Gentle Cycle, Mild Detergent
  • Tumble Dry: Low Heat
  • Non-Chlorine Bleach Only

Please note:  Colors will appear more muted in person than in the mock-up images due to the woven (not printed) design.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$119.99
$119.99
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Size: 80" × 60"

Sku: 25828112627879589273


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