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Modern Fairy Tales for Grown-Ass Women – Bold Romance Reader Towel (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this kitchen towel to ask the question we all want answers to:  who wears glass slippers anyway?

Let’s be real—adult fairy tales don’t start with ‘Once upon a time’… they start with an arrogant a-hole, a forbidden kiss, and some seriously unresolved tension.

After all, romance novels are the grown-up version of the fairy tales young girls grow up with - only instead of the evil stepmother as the roadblock to true love and happiness, it's the evil ex-girlfriend standing in the way. 

Perfect for draping over an oven (even if it is only used for storage), soaking up a few tears from an emotional third-chapter breakup, or simply waving it dramatically when someone suggests it's time to stop reading and start cooking.

Towel Details:

  • 100% Hemmed Cotton Twill
  • One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm )
  • One-sided print
  • Lightweight
  • Machine wash & dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Material: Cotton Twill

Sku: 17432952684235088172