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Steak? Rare. Smut? Extra Dirty – Cheeky Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Turn up the heat on your table with this sinfully sassy placemat that says what’s on your mind.

Flirty and fun, this placemat guarantees your table is as well-seasoned as your reading taste.

Perfect for romance readers who like their meals juicy and their heroes downright dirty.

You deserve a dining experience as bold as the heroes on your bookshelf.

So pour the wine, fire up the grill, and let this mat remind you: rare steaks are good… but filthy book boyfriends?

Perfection.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Deliciously Sinful" series.

Placemat Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 30191675849043513996