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The image features a stylized illustration of a man and a woman in a vintage setting. The man, dressed in a formal black suit with a bow tie, has a stern expression and piercing gaze. The woman, wearing a beige corset-style dress, has voluminous blonde hair and a questioning expression. The background suggests an elegant interior. Above them, text reads: "Tell Me Again Why I Can't Have Any Dessert." The image conveys a playful yet contentious dynamic between the two characters.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
The image features a stylized illustration of a man and a woman in a vintage setting. The man, dressed in a formal black suit with a bow tie, has a stern expression and piercing gaze. The woman, wearing a beige corset-style dress, has voluminous blonde hair and a questioning expression. The background suggests an elegant interior. Above them, text reads: "Tell Me Again Why I Can't Have Any Dessert." The image conveys a playful yet contentious dynamic between the two characters.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

No Dessert – Western Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Turn up the heat at your table with this swoon-worthy placemat that asks the real question: “Tell me again why I can’t have any dessert?”

This flirty mat brings sass, spice, and a touch of temptation to every meal and a reminder that some rules are meant to be broken—especially when dessert is involved.

Designed to be playful and cheeky, it sets the tone for just a hint of trouble, making it the perfect addition to any table that refuses to settle for boring.

Dessert may be optional, but this placemat? Absolutely necessary.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Western Love" series.

Placemat Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 23063725353808760013


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