Half Alibi. Half Overnight Bag. All Sass. (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this weekender tote bag to be your new favorite carry-on for chaos. It’s a not-so-subtle nod to bad decisions, fabulous taste, and impressive ability to fit an entire personality into one oversized tote. It's big enough to stash your steamy paperbacks, five outfit changes, and at least one secret.

Perfect for spicy weekend getaways, emergency book binges, or looking like you’ve got secrets (because you do), this bag tells the world exactly who you are: unpredictable, unapologetic, and probably packing lingerie.

It isn’t just luggage—it’s luggage with a backstory.

Product Details

• Generously sized:  24" x 13"
• Same print on both sides
• 100% Spun Polyester
• T-bottom For More Support
• Cream colored interior lining
• Please note: Size tolerance 0.75"
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions

• Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
• Hand clean w/ warm water & laundry soap.
• Use terry washcloth or soft bristle brush.
• Air or line dry.