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A teal apron with black straps. The apron features the phrase, "My Book Boyfriend" written vertically on the left side and "Doesn't Care If I'm a Crappy Cook!" in the center. A simple stick figure illustration is below the text. The apron has black square accents along the top and bottom edges.
A woman wearing a teal apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features the phrase, "My Book Boyfriend" written vertically on the left side and "Doesn't Care If I'm a Crappy Cook!" in the center. A simple stick figure illustration is below the text. The apron has black square accents along the top and bottom edges. The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
A close-up of the apron showing the straps.
A teal apron with black straps. The apron features the phrase, "My Book Boyfriend" written vertically on the left side and "Doesn't Care If I'm a Crappy Cook!" in the center. A simple stick figure illustration is below the text. The apron has black square accents along the top and bottom edges.
A woman wearing a teal apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features the phrase, "My Book Boyfriend" written vertically on the left side and "Doesn't Care If I'm a Crappy Cook!" in the center. A simple stick figure illustration is below the text. The apron has black square accents along the top and bottom edges. The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
A close-up of the apron showing the straps.

Crappy Cook, Excellent Taste in Books – Funny Apron for Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)

Our "Book Boyfriend Crappy Cook" apron is perfect for looking good in the kitchen whether or not you actually are. 

Ladies, let’s be real—book boyfriends do not judge.

Burn the toast? Over-salt the pasta? Who cares! He sure doesn’t.

So, if you'd rather devour pages than follow cooking instructions or binge steamy chapters rather than stress over simmering sauces, this apron belongs in your kitchen.

More chapters, less chopping.

Apron Details:

  • 100% Polyester Twill
  • One-sided print
  • Black detachable twill straps
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do Not Bleach
  • Do Not Tumble Dry
  • Air Dry; Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 1"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
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Sku: 97061471091957050940


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