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A white apron with large mint-green polka dots and black straps features a retro-style illustration of a glamorous 1960s woman with red hair styled in an updo, wearing a teal dress and pearl earrings. The text reads: "Just so you know, I do more than read romance books all day. I'm not saying I'm a catch... but I can cook... you do the math."
A woman wearing a white apron with large mint-green polka dots and black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron showcases a retro-style illustration of a glamorous 1960s woman with red hair styled in an updo, adorned in a teal dress and pearl earrings. The text reads: "Just so you know, I do more than read romance novels all day. I'm not saying I'm a catch... but I can cook... you do the math." The background features white shelves, cutting boards, and various kitchen items.
This image is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, highlighting the detachable straps at the neck.
A white apron with large mint-green polka dots and black straps features a retro-style illustration of a glamorous 1960s woman with red hair styled in an updo, wearing a teal dress and pearl earrings. The text reads: "Just so you know, I do more than read romance books all day. I'm not saying I'm a catch... but I can cook... you do the math."
A woman wearing a white apron with large mint-green polka dots and black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron showcases a retro-style illustration of a glamorous 1960s woman with red hair styled in an updo, adorned in a teal dress and pearl earrings. The text reads: "Just so you know, I do more than read romance novels all day. I'm not saying I'm a catch... but I can cook... you do the math." The background features white shelves, cutting boards, and various kitchen items.
This image is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, highlighting the detachable straps at the neck.

When You Can Cook and Read Books At The Same Time - Vintage Apron for Sass Queens (Free U.S. Shipping)

This apron is your partner in confidence—you know you’ve got more to offer than being just a well-read romance aficionado. 

Throw it on, think perfect soufflé, and serve up something delicious.  let the world know you’ve got cooking skills worth swooning over! 

Apron Details:

  • 100% Polyester Twill
  • One-sided print
  • Black detachable twill straps
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do Not Bleach
  • Do Not Tumble Dry
  • Air Dry; Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 1"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
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Sku: 25240253556462386606


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