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Cheeky Cotton Placemats | Spicy Table Talk Starts Here

Cheeky Cotton Placemats | Spicy Table Talk Starts Here
Cheeky Cotton Placemats | Spicy Table Talk Starts Here

Because Even Dinner Deserves a Plot Twist

Say goodbye to boring table settings and hello to placemats with personality. These 100% cotton charmers are here to spice up your meals with sass, durability, and a wink at your favorite tropes.

Whether you're serving up a solo dinner while deep in a dark romance binge or hosting a brunch worthy of a book club meltdown, these washable, fade-resistant placemats will keep your table looking hotter than a forbidden love affair.

Click below and set your table with sass.

Because every meal tastes better with a side of spice.

 

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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in pasta bowl and text: “Fork Me? Oh Darling, Let’s Eat Dinner First.”
I Said Dinner. Not Commitment – Sassy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in spaghetti scene with text: “I like my boyfriends like my sauces – rich, thick, and a little spicy.”
Forking Around with Fictional Men – Sassy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils on spaghetti plate and text: “Every Meal Deserves A Side Of Romance.”
Romance Is Always on the Menu – Cute Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils in pasta bowl and text: “This Dinner’s Not The Only Thing Getting Twisted Tonight.”
Utensils With Benefits – Saucy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with retro couple illustration and text: “But I Don’t Want To Be A Fake Fiancé. I Want To Be A Real Fiancé!”
Fake Fiance – Western Cotton Placema| Free U.S. Shipping
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Vintage retro couple illustration with text: “All My Favorite Foods Are Like Me. Hot And Spicy.”
Hot and Spicy Like Me – Western Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Retro couple illustration on placemat with text: “I May Be Lactose Intolerant, But It Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Enjoy Romance Novels.”
Lactose Intolerant – Western Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cotton placemat with retro western couple illustration and text: “Tell Me Again Why I Can’t Have Any Dessert.”
No Dessert – Western Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on pink background with text: “I prefer my steaks rare… and my book boyfriends filthy.”
Steak? Rare. Smut? Extra Dirty – Cheeky Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on pink background with text: “It started with wine and witty banter. Ended with whipped cream and no regrets.”
Talk Flirty to Me – Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping
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