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Retro Sass Gifts | Vintage Design with Modern Attitudes

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Double-sided tote bag with hot pink background, retro blonde woman in polka dot dress with pearls and gloves, flanked by two shirtless men. Text reads: “She Was A Good Girl…”
Good Girls Gone Smutty - Sassy Tote Bag for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Towel with retro woman in teal blouse, orange skirt, and bow. Text reads: “I Serve Smut and Snacks. Anything For You?”
I Serve Smut and Snacks – Cheeky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping)
$24.99
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White towel with retro muscular man in denim overalls, shirtless. Text reads: “You Can Tell Me. Does My Outfit Make My Chest Look Huge?”
You Can Tell Me the Truth – Snarky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping
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Weekender bag with distressed teal and green background, bold red Asian-inspired lettering, and white text: “This Bag’s Been Places. Some of Them Legal.”
Half Alibi. Half Overnight Bag. All Sass| Free U.S. Shipping
$39.99
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A woven cotton fringed blanket with an illustration of a woman wearing sunglasses and a red scarf, with text 'Are You Telling Me Reading Spicy Romance Is Wrong???', displayed by a person standing on a wooden pier.
It Feels So Right To Be Wrong - Cozy Woven Cotton Fringed Blanket | Free U.S. Shipping
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Canvas lunch bag with a retro 1950s woman in mint blouse and bow, paired with text: “Why eat lunch when you can read spicy romance?”
My Lunch? Just a Side of Sass- Cheeky Cotton Canvas Lunch Bag | Free U.S. Shipping
$21.99
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A tote bag with white shoulder straps, featuring a printed graphic collage with the text 'Romance Crisis Hotline?' and an illustration of a woman in a white robe and towel, holding a bottle of champaign and talking on a phone next to a classical building. Totally silly but fun.
Romance Crisis Hotline Tote Bag | Funny Romance Reader Book Tote | Free U.S. Shipping
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A rectangular mouse pad with rounded corners featuring a vintage-style illustrated portrait of a man and woman, with the text 'SHE LIKES HER BOOK BOYFRIENDS COMPLICATED.' across the top.
Complicated Book Boyfriends Mouse Pad – Romance Reader Gift | Free U.S. Shipping
$19.99
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A rectangular mouse pad with rounded corners featuring a dark gray background, a cutout photo of a woman in a white towel wrap holding a phone and a champagne bottle, and the text 'Romance Crisis Hotline? Yes, hi, I’d like to report a shortage of book boyfriends.' in pink lettering with a gold outline.
Romance Crisis Hotline Mouse Pad – Book Boyfriend Shortage | Free U.S. Shipping
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