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No Dessert – Western Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Turn up the heat at your table with this swoon-worthy placemat that asks the real question: "Tell me again why I can't have any dessert?"

This flirty mat brings sass, spice, and a touch of temptation to every meal and a reminder that some rules are meant to be broken—especially when dessert is involved.

Designed to be playful and cheeky, it sets the tone for just a hint of trouble, making it the perfect addition to any table that refuses to settle for boring.

Dessert may be optional, but this placemat? Absolutely necessary.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Western Love" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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$24.99
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$24.99
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Sku: 23063725353808760013

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.