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Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils on spaghetti plate and text: “Every Meal Deserves A Side Of Romance.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
Cotton placemat with cartoon utensils on spaghetti plate and text: “Every Meal Deserves A Side Of Romance.”
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Romance Is Always on the Menu – Cute Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Give your table the happily ever after it deserves with this flirty placemat, where silverware meets saucy romance.

Featuring a smitten fork and swoon-worthy knife tangled in pasta perfection, this mat declares the truth every romance reader knows: every story deserves a happily ever after.

This placemat brings a side of sass and a dash of smirk to every bite.

It's cheeky, it's charming, and it'll make you smile every time you sit down to eat.

Think of it as a tabletop love story because meals without romance? Tragic.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Sexy Silverware" collection.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
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Sku: 12551573688837332110

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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