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Dinner? I Was Busy With My Book Boyfriend – Snarky Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping
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Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
Some Say Hoarder. I Say Book Collector -Tote Bag | Free U.S. Shipping
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White bath mat with a vintage pin-up style woman kneeling beside a chair, reading a book. She wears a pink corset and black lingerie. Bold black text on the right reads “I Read Steamy Romance Novels For The Plot. Said No One Ever.”
Plot? I Read For The Smut - Funny Bath Mat for Romance Book Fans | Free U.S. Shipping
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Cutting board shown upright in a person’s hands for scale.
Medium Rare. Maximum Spice – Glass Cutting Board | Free U.S. Shipping
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Towel with retro woman in teal blouse, orange skirt, and bow. Text reads: “I Serve Smut and Snacks. Anything For You?”
I Serve Smut and Snacks – Cheeky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping)
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Laundry bag with muted greenish-gray background, lime green stick figure, and bold lime text: “Tall, Dark & Fictional.” Vertical side text: “My Perfect Man.” Rows of lime dots accent the design.
The Perfect Man - Otherwise Known As A Book Boyfriend – Cute Laundry Bag for Romance Fans | Free U.S. Shipping
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Placemat featuring retro couple illustration on pink background with text: “Seduction of a romance reader. Fine wine and whispers of wicked things.”
Wicked Whispers – Cute Cotton Placemat For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Woven blanket with creamy yellow background, heart-shaped pepperoni slice, green dot borders, and large red story text about love and pizza.
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Teal apron with black straps, retro orange and teal shapes, black starbursts, and text Love is like a recipe Sometimes you nail it, sometimes it’s a disaster.
Recipe for Love: Add Spice & Stir Slowly - Cheeky Apron for Romance Readers| Free U.S. Shipping
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White towel with retro muscular man in denim overalls, shirtless. Text reads: “You Can Tell Me. Does My Outfit Make My Chest Look Huge?”
You Can Tell Me the Truth – Snarky Romance Reader Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping
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