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Glass cutting board with turquoise background and vintage couple. Text reads “I Prefer My Steaks Rare… And My Book Boyfriends Filthy.”Glass cutting board with turquoise background and vintage couple. Text reads “I Prefer My Steaks Rare… And My Book Boyfriends Filthy.”
Cutting board shown upright in a person’s hands for scale.
Close-up of cutting board corner showing clean squared edge.
Cutting board on a table with a knife placed beside it.
Cutting board displayed upright against a white brick wall as kitchen decor.
Glass cutting board with turquoise background and vintage couple. Text reads “I Prefer My Steaks Rare… And My Book Boyfriends Filthy.”Glass cutting board with turquoise background and vintage couple. Text reads “I Prefer My Steaks Rare… And My Book Boyfriends Filthy.”

Medium Rare. Maximum Spice – Glass Cutting Board | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this cheeky glass cutting board for the romance reader who likes her steaks bloody and her book boyfriends dirtier than her browser history.

Who says you can’t combine carnivorous cravings with a little literary lust?

Whether you're searing a steak or flipping to the next filthy chapter, this cutting board brings the heat while boldly declaring your kitchen priorities: rare meat, raunchy reads, and zero shame. 

Cooking just got a whole lot steamier.

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<p>Because nothing says <em data-start="1242" data-end="1262">classy gift-giving</em> like a 1950s housewife side-eye or a groovy ’60s bubble bath. These vintage-inspired treasures give timeless snark with a mid-century wink.</p>
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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