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Hooked on Fictional Men – Sassy Cotton Canvas Lunch Bag | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this cotton canvas lunch bag for anyone who’s dumped Tinder for tropes.

Your perfect man? 

He lives between the pages, always knows the right thing to say, and never eats your fries.

You’ve got a type. He may not be real, but neither is your patience for mediocre men.

Pack your snacks, protect your smut, and proudly parade your preference for imaginary men with emotional range.

Features Galore!
<p>Mom approved, yet still cheeky enough for your book club.</p>
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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